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They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do men want to suck dick?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Then came..

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

No way

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

Just Forget it!

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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